Top Ten Most Annoying People in Church

Some weeks ago while I was sitting in church (something I was just starting to get used to after having spent two years on the other side), I found myself sat in front of what sounded like a family picnic.

I suppose I’m not in opposition to handing a few sweets out to a child, but if it involves noisy wrappers and loud munching then it approaches sacrilege.

Note: Video has been removed for now, and is pending further review.

Unnecessarily distracting people in the sacred act of worship is sacrilege.

Reminded by this recent experience, I decided to write about it.

However, I’ve been looking for an excuse to learn Final Cut (Mac video editing program) for over a year. So why not put my point across in a video?

Better yet. Why not add a bit of comedy?

Check it out. The Top Ten Most Annoying People in Church. You’ve been exposed!!

P.S. A few things you should know:

1. These are listed in degrees. To put it in the positive, number ten is the most forgivable. It isn’t that annoying.
2. Number five was difficult to portray considering I’m a man. I didn’t want to include my wife, but I hope you get the picture.
3. Although dealing with real issues, this is meant to be satirical. Please remember that.

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